Heart of a Punk Soul of a Rasta

Rastamouse vibration, yeah! Negative!

There's been a lot of talk about RASTAMOUSE in the middle class liberal world recently, about whether this animated mouse is racist or not. But as usual in this age of the idiot the worm casts are looking down the wrong end of the telescope. There's only one thing for sure. There are many evil things in the world today like Racism - Murder - War - Supporting West Bromwich Albion - Genocide - Slavery and voting Tory, but RASTAMOUSE isn't one of those things. What RASTAMOUSE is, is intrinsically wrong, because:

RASTA is not a mouse
RASTA is not a rodent
RASTA no dwell in sin
RASTA no pickpocket
RASTA know the truth
So you can't fool the youth
RASTA come from Zion
RASTA Man a Lion

RASTA is not a MOUSE, RASTA can only ever be a LION, a young Lion, a Lion of Judah, anything else is bogus. There's no more to say. Other than Reggie Yates a RASTA! Yeah, like Michael Bates was a punka wallah in "It ain't half hot mum". I turn my back on the fools. RASTA a mouse! Like beeping beep beep cock beeping well beep he is! Next thing they'll be saying that wasn't really Hector's own House and Dill the Dog smoked the HERB. I will continue to swear mutter and cuss incoherently for several more moments. Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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PS: Before the closedown let me tell you, the connection between Wilko Johnson & TV Smith is the Producer John Leckie. Leckie who has produced almost everything over the last 35 years, produced "Crossing the Red Sea" by The Adverts in '78 and Engineered Wilko's "Solid Senders" LP in the same year. So now you know off you go and tell the dicks at Wiki, thank you you've saved me a job, good night.