Heart of a Punk Soul of a Rasta

Marley's Mellow Mood
Unofficial drink of the fanzine
Heart of a Punk - Soul of a Rasta

As you may know this FANZINE prides itself on being fuelled purely on a daily intake of thirty two pints of caffeine saturated drinks. Yes we've had minor flirtations with other beverages like D&G's Jamaican Strawberry Soda and TING, but basically whatever it is, if it hasn't got thirteen spoonfuls of sugar or dangerous levels psychoactive stimulant in it, apnea can occur mid senten……………….

Of course sometimes one needs to come down - doesn't one? Not too far down obviously, only two rungs at most. In the past achieving the exact amount of DOWN, non-chemically, has been be difficult. NOT ANY MORE! Because now we have Marley's Mellow Mood; a new range of drinks including: BERRY, CITRUS, BLACK TEA (decaf) & GREEN TEA with HONEY. And let me tell you they don't half do the trick.

Purely for recreational reasons, I took the product for a test drive and this is what I found. Firstly though - I know what you're thinking - How could I have possibly got a can BERRY flavoured Marley's Mellow Mood in my home borough of Shropshire? You're right. Anyone selling this item in Shropshire would be immediately arrested, or corralled into a Morris Dancing Troup. So if you live in the back woods like me, visit the Mellow Mood website now to find out exactly where you can get this product from.

No, I bought my Mellow Mood while I was in London last Monday; it was the Notting Hill Carnival you know. I was holed up in Hammersmith, and on my way to the tube I stopped off at Hamlet Gardens Newsagent and purchased four cans of BERRY flavoured Marley's Mellow Mood. "The sun was shining and the weather was sweet" I was suddenly in no hurry. I decided to go to Ravenscourt Park to guzzle my purchases. They were berry good. Very Rose Hippy. Very mellow. I lay back on the grass. I was "taking it EASY, I was taking it SLOW SLOW SLOW". High up in the sky I could see a police helicopter, humming and hovering off in the distance. Like a tiny speck of dust viewed through the wrong end of a dirty telescope. The GRASS was dry, freshly cut, it smelt sweet & restful. Notting Hill suddenly felt a long long long way away.

I woke up in Ravenscourt Park still clutching an empty Marley's Mellow Mood on Tuesday morning. Apparently I'd missed the carnival. There was a little sip of BERRY juice left in the can. I immediately drank it down and dropped off again till round midday. PEOPLE THIS STUFF WORKS! Marley's Mellow Mood is the new Horlicks. Believe it!

We are therefore happy to endorse Marley's Mellow Mood as the unofficial drink of Heart of a Punk - Soul of a Rasta.

Our unofficial backing of this product will only last as long as the Marley Beverage Company keep sending us the free samples.